karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food 

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i just remembered how in middle school a bunch of boys would go around and tickle girl’s chins and shout “BALLS ON UR CHIN” and this guy i knew did it to this tiny quiet unassuming girl and like at the speed of fuckin light she grabbed his arm and headbutted him directly in the nose and he passed the fuck out

likeyouwanna-be-loved:

lanadelreptar:

 ♪ White Lips, Pale Face 

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*drops bass* MOTHERFUCKING UNITED STATES *guitar solo*

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I’m not even American but this post is just too good not to reblog, omg

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